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20 Jan, 2010

Fast Food Employee To Manage Billion Dollar Casino

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ABERDEEN – He knows fast food. But that doesn’t stop him from applying for the General Manager position at Aberdeens premier casino complex Shakeys Casino & Milkshakes. Andy Xander has been in fast food for 4 years and is now the top dog of the casino. “I really don’t know what I’m doing but I was able to convince the casino share holders that I could do the job.” he told us.

Xander first got his start at Taco King 4 years ago as a night custodian and worked his way up to “Deep Fry Chef” in a record 2 years time. “It’s a passion…” he stated. “…now I can wing my way through this one and really show people what I got.”

Shakeys Casino & Milkshakes employs 14300 people with 5 casino gaming floors, 2 fine dining establishments, 5 walk-up cafes & 4 poker rooms.

In addition to offering deep fried finger food to gamblers, he plans to read a lot of books on how to run a casino. “Blackjack winners will also get a taco with their winnings.” Only time will tell if this uneducated self-salesman can pull it off. “I really don’t have anything to lose when you think about it. If I fail, I can just go back to Taco King.”

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