Hungry For Wood

Hoquiam, Washington

MONTESANO – Local heterosexuals gathered outside the county courthouse Thursday to boycott unfair work conditions. “We never get to say that we’re heterosexual!” said one protester. “Gay people always get to make it a point to let everybody know that they are in fact, gay. We want the same rights!” they continued.
S.P.A.D. president Maureen Dickle [...]

PACIFIC BEACH – A recent study finds that women become sexually aroused  when guys get into bar fights and often go home with the winner. According to research, when guys enter a bar and reach a point of intoxication that render the medulla oblongata useless, the women in the club notice and often have strong [...]

BAGHDAD, IRAQ—On almost every corner in Iraq’s capital city, carolers are singing, trees are being trimmed, and shoppers are rushing home with their packages—all under the watchful eye of U.S. troops dedicated to bringing the magic of Christmas to Iraq by force.
“It’s important that life in liberated Iraq get back to normal as soon as [...]