THE SANDBOX—Blasts of chemically coded vapor signifying distress were heard throughout the ant community yesterday, when Colony #000567KLN00067Q was attacked and nearly obliterated by a giant mammalian destructor-beast.
Described by anthill auxillary scouts as “over 10,000 ant-lengths in height,” area human Josh Timmins, 6, devastated the anthill and surrounding border territories with “a display of unstoppable [...]



